The Islands of the Fraternal Order of Moai

Goat-Trauma.org is there to help

BTW, I find it interesting they are calling the goat to dog mind transplants "possession."

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Um, well, I mean, you sort of should feel nervous. Maybe even more than a bit?

This will help:
http://www.goat-trauma.org/victim.shtml

I'd just be sure to have a thermos full of mai tais when you have your encounter. You can decide whether it's for you or the goat to drink when you're in the moment

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'Ole Papale, 'Ole Ho'ohanohano: not that anyone was asking...

Some people might like getting the rag doll treatment by a goat that's sloppy drunk. Others might like to dull the moment(s) for their self. For the goat's mood, sometimes it seems like it is a matter of what it watched on TV the night before. Just hope it wasn't Up Periscope!

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Due to an influx of new FOM due to Ohana, HRHH and the fact that we are f-in fab-u-lous, we have built a new training center for the goats.
All of these goats are related to the mother of all FOM goats, Suzanne...may she rest in peace.
This is the only image that we can release from the new facility since the rest is experimental and highly secretive.
The location is also something that cannot be disclosed.
Don't bother looking, you will not find it on Google maps, Earth or otherwise.

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Bring back the Gallery!!!! please
We shall conquer and prosper, for WE ARE MOAI!!!
To Roger.

Is it only a coincidence that the training center is shaped like a rocket or is this generation of goats being trained for something bigger?

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Bob

Goats in Space? Ridiculous!

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Procrastination means you are free today and always have a project for tomorrow.

They're on to us!!
LAUNCH THE GOOOOOATS!!!!!

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Bring back the Gallery!!!! please
We shall conquer and prosper, for WE ARE MOAI!!!
To Roger.

RARE GOAT MAKING ITS RETURN TO GREENVILLE

One of the rarest of the lodge initiation devices made in the early 20th century by DeMoulin Bros. & Co. is returning to Greenville, Illinois. Founded in 1892 by Ed DeMoulin as a manufacturer of regalia and paraphernalia for fraternal lodges, the factory has evolved into one of the world’s leading makers of marching band uniforms. Trick devices---machines that sprayed water, discharged blank cartridges, and shocked the user---were the backbone of DeMoulin’s business for the first 40 years. The goat was the company’s signature piece during this era. Thanks to the generosity of some DeMoulin descendants the rarest variety, the Ferris Wheel Goat, has been donated to the DeMoulin Museum.

Earlier this year, the grandchildren of Oradelle DeMoulin Cartmell, the daughter of original DeMoulin brother Erastus DeMoulin, located a Ferris Wheel Goat being sold by a Burlington, New Jersey antique dealer. Linda Hughey Holt, Mike Hughey, MD, and Tom Hughey contacted the DeMoulin Museum with an offer to donate the money needed to purchase the artifact. The Ferris Wheel Goat had been on the museum’s wish list since opening in March 2010. John Goldsmith, museum curator, praised the donors, “Without their generosity, there’s no way this piece could have been added to our collection. Of the DeMoulin goats, this is the most amazing.”

Lodge candidates were blindfolded and strapped on to the body of the goat, which is suspended between two large wheels. According to a vintage DeMoulin catalog, “the unlucky candidate that takes a spin in it, although blindfolded, sees plenty of sights---or imagines he does.”

An unveiling of the DeMoulin Ferris Wheel Goat will be held Saturday, October 5 at 11:00 a.m. at the DeMoulin Museum. Members of the Hughey family will be participating in the short program. The DeMoulin Museum invites the public and other DeMoulin descendants to attend. Refreshments will be served. The museum is located at 110 W. Main Street, near the Greenville square. For more information, call (618) 664-4115.

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I guess back then lodges didn't have access to centrifuges, sensory deprivation tanks, optical coherence angiography devices and the like.

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Just when you thought it was safe to climb a tree to get away from the goats.

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/tree-climbing-goats-1316026287-slideshow/#crsl=/photos/tree-climbing-goats-1316026287-slideshow/1-photo-1316024946.html

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That's what I do, I drink and I know things.



"Feeling weird is how you know you’re still here."-Halt and Catch Fire

Driving passed the goats today and boy do they clear the land fast and there were a lot more than I expected. The goats have a 5000 dollar contact.

More Goat randomness for your day!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/17/goats-play-on-metal-sheet_n_4805908.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

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That's what I do, I drink and I know things.



"Feeling weird is how you know you’re still here."-Halt and Catch Fire

I see that some leaked footage of the test facility has shown up on youtube.

I wonder if 'Bucket' the goat can match that... http://news.yahoo.com/own-goat-animals-mini-farm-tech-guy-peace-165937787.html. ... nope.

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-- Moaimiki.

Excellent! Now I have the secrets to survive the trials.

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-- Moaimiki.

We really need to buy a taller fence.

-Rev

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To taua na Moai!

Ahhhh the Puck Fair! Been to it a couple of times. There used to be a bar in NYC that was named the Puck Fair. They had a fake goat in the cage on a pole.

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FOM MC

Rako Motu Nui

My brain hurts.

Sometimes the initiate wins.

uploaded from an IBM 360-II

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We haz met the goat and he iz us...

http://youtu.be/PpccpglnNf0

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These are the facts, honey. The rest is just cheap whiskey.

WAR IS COMING!!!