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 Post subject: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:13 pm 
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Nounou Moai
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Does the lab know the Goat has been in the juice????

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_19114130

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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:16 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 12:32 am 
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You beat me to it. There's even an article about it on BBC.com:
Prize Winning Colorado Goat in Doping Row

There's a nice pictured of the goat on the BBC page. He's CUTE!

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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 1:07 am 
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Urine testing goats at the Colorado state fair must be a talking point on someone's resume.

You would think they would keep a good eye on their feed at these competitions. I know some horse people who truck in their own water to shows.

Maybe cocktail competitions need a screening test for performance enhancers at the higher levels.

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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:31 pm 
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Stollen Swiss far-right party mascot goat found painted black

"Zottel is still "a bit in shock", owner Ernst Schibli says"
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 Post subject: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:29 pm 
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A friend of mine used to help with urine tests at horse shows. Of the horses. Glamor.

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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:26 pm 
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My hen looks up to the State Fair contestants and winners...what a let down!


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 5:00 pm 
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I passed my urine test with flying colors -- mostly yellow.


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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:06 pm 
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"Irish Town Honors His Goatness

In the town of Killorglin in County Kerry, the reins of power are handed to a wild billy goat once a year. It's an opportunity for the people to let out their inner beast -- and for tourists to party the night away, writes reader Desmond F. Kelly.

The crowning of a king has always been cause for celebration. In the small town of Killorglin in the south-west corner of Ireland, it still is -- with a hitch. The king in question is a goat.

"King Puck" is one of the last regents of Ireland, though his reign is a short one -- from August 10 to 12 every year. Nevertheless, the small Irish town of Killorglin (about 100 km. from Cork) has been crowing King Puck since (officially) 1610. The goat-fawning fair is one of the oldest of Ireland's traditional rural celebrations -- and one of its better known.

Still, despite the fair's fame, its origins are somewhat unclear. One theory has the fair dating back to pagan times. Puck, as the male goat is called, could have been seen as a symbol of fertility for a late summer harvest festival.

The more modern theory is that King Puck is a celebration of the fact that a herd of goats, which had been grazing in the countryside nearby, were scared up by pillaging “Roundheads,” the soldiers of Oliver Cromwell. One goat galloped off towards the town in a state of fear, thus alerting the townspeople to the approaching danger. (A third, and less romantic, version involves legal loopholes, greedy landlords and tax evasion.)"

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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:04 pm 
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JanetMermaid wrote:
Stollen Swiss far-right party mascot goat found painted black

"Zottel is still "a bit in shock", owner Ernst Schibli says"
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That juiced up goat makes Hickenlooper look old!!! DAMN.

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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:35 am 
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This just in from Facebook:
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My cousin's friend's goat.
My cousin also has a goat.

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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:33 pm 
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The labs continue to work on a more efficient and lethal version of the goat.
He is out latest prototype.
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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:42 pm 
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Hi Fi Hijinx wrote:
The labs continue to work on a more efficient and lethal version of the goat.
He is out latest prototype.
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ROFLMAO! OMG!!!!!!!

...and that's "OH MY GOAT!", not that other deity.

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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:32 am 
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Maybe we should rethink having a lab located in the sticks of Georgia.
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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:24 pm 
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Honui Moai
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That's just the "Perimeter Police"...no cause for alarm here...

Nothing to see!


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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:13 pm 
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Crazed! A 14-year-old Utah boy claims he was attacked by this goat named "Voldemort."

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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:14 pm 
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and for all your goat news needs...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/goats/

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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:43 am 
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goatye

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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
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Happy Goat Trauma Awareness Month

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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:33 pm 
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There's some gold in there.
Goat Possession: http://www.goat-trauma.org/news/possessed.shtml

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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:05 pm 
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There's more than just gold in there Hi-Fi...


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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:08 pm 
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Nounou Moai
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Um, guys? Might I point out you are making the initiates (including me!!!) a bit nervous.

Just saying


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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
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Just a bit?

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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:26 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: The Goat in the news
PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:34 pm 
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Don't show any weakness, that just encourages them (the goat and the Fellows).

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