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Savage Patty
PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:10 pm 
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Personal Statement: 4LokoCocoLocoMocoSoco!
FOM Swizzles

Buy some for your chapter mates. Buy some for your Tohunga, you suck up. Buy some for yourself!

FOM Swizzles have many great holiday uses...

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We're selling these in lots of 100 swizzles or more for .15 each.
Example lot prices are as follows.....with any lot size 100+ available.

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Payment:
Accepting Paypal, Personal Check or Money Order.

Shipping:
Shipping charges will be actual Priority Mail shipping charges + paypal fee (if paying via paypal).

How to Order:
Send a PM to Riptide with how many swizzles you'd like to order, how you're going to pay & your shipping address. Then, we'll send you your total.

& we'll ship 'em out ASAP!

Make your holidays even happier with FOM Swizzles!

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rev_thumper
PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:37 pm 
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Personal Statement: Conch ceviche.
They are so awesome.

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Lucky
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I think I need some of these in my life.
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exotica59
PostPosted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:18 am 
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Starting to run low on your FOM swizzle sticks? Are you a new fellow and need some offical FOM swizzle sticks? The Red Palms Chapter has got you covered.
Time to get ready for the spring summer cocktail season. These swizzles make any cocktail presentation look extra special!
Here's a neat tip: carefully cut the Moai off the top of your swizzle and Gorilla glue it to a tie tack with clutch back. They make a cool tie tack, lapel pin or fez swag. :D
Get em while we got em!

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Riptide
PostPosted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:43 pm 
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Better hurry! There's only one case left.

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Riptide
PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:36 pm 
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Bump for Ohana! I'll deliver swizzles to Lake George personally.

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Riptide
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Last call for free delivery to the HRHH!

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Savage Patty
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:39 pm 
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Bumpity Bump! Order FOM swizzles now and get them in time for the holidays!

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Savage Patty
PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 3:34 am 
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Personal Statement: 4LokoCocoLocoMocoSoco!
As the poets of their generation* taught us,

Hey Hey Hidee Ho -- you can do it nice and slow
Knick Knack Paddy Wack -- now you're standing back to back...

DO THE BUMP
DO THE BUMP



*(who was YOUR favorite Bay City Roller? Don't lie, it was Woody, wasn't it?)

p.s. order some swizzles!

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Savage Patty
PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:04 pm 
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Things that go BUMP in the night...

(oooo -- it just might be Santa! Or possibly a goat. I dunno.)

Savage Patty wrote:
FOM Swizzles

Buy some for you chapter mates. Buy some for your Tohunga, you suck up. Buy some for yourself!

Make your holidays even happier with FOM Swizzles!

Scroll up for pricing. And, since I'm in the holiday spirit, each and every order will include a SURPRISE!!

How thrilling and exciting is that?! What will it be?

Pay attention, I just told you -- it will be a surprise.

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The goat wants you to buy some FOM swizzles. He told me so.

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Savage Patty
PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:07 pm 
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AND...we can do smaller quantities than 100.

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Savage Patty
PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 1:27 pm 
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2017 BUMP


Get 'em while they're...er...plastic!

Order your FOM swizzles today. Or soonish. HOW? Scroll up and read. It's not that long a thread...

Bonus surprise offer still in effect.

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Savage Patty
PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2017 5:55 pm 
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Personal Statement: 4LokoCocoLocoMocoSoco!
Okay, so you missed your chance to celebrate Thanksgiving with some FOM swizzles on hand...Bummer (frowny face).

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But that's all right, that's OK -- you still have time to get them before Christmas, New Year's, etc.
Hey -- maybe Krampus will skip your house if you leave a couple FOM swizzles out on the front lawn for him! Could work...

Order today!

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