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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:15 pm 
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Tetu Avahata
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The out-and-out unashamed and way-over-the-top frat-boy douche-baggery of this actually intrigues me.

I admit it...I am fascinated by people who are loud and proud about things that are generally reviled.

Plus who doesn't like the zingy taste of lemon and lime.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:26 pm 
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What baffles me is why, if people want to drink something that tastes like Mountain Dew or Iced Tea, they don't drink...well....Mountain Dew or Iced Tea? Even if you wanted to make it alcoholic, you could just add plain vodka to the real thing.

But what do I know? :roll:

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:15 pm 
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Tiki J wrote:
What baffles me is why, if people want to drink something that tastes like Mountain Dew or Iced Tea, they don't drink...well....Mountain Dew or Iced Tea? Even if you wanted to make it alcoholic, you could just add plain vodka to the real thing.

But what do I know? :roll:



Forever Lazy?????

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:11 pm 
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Personal Statement: 4LokoCocoLocoMocoSoco!
I've tried both the loopy and the dude. But admittedly, I'm a bit of a baguette.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:26 pm 
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Savage Patty wrote:
I've tried both the loopy and the dude. But admittedly, I'm a bit of a baguette.

LOLZ

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:07 am 
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Personal Statement: Needs more rum.
Loopy was actually pretty fun until somebody had to go and ruin the effect by proclaiming that it actually smelled like Lemon Pledge.
They were right.
:cry:

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:20 pm 
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Tiki J wrote:
… they don't drink...well....Mountain Dew or Iced Tea? Even if you wanted to make it alcoholic, you could just add plain vodka to the real thing.


I actually have a friend that swears by Mountain Dew and Sailor Jerry at room temp. He calls it "pirate's piss" and, I have to say, the description is accurate.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:24 pm 
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Saw this on the Midway this weekend....
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Fried Bubblegum.


Yes, you read that correctly.....

Fried, as in the process of battering and cooking in very hot oil

Bubblegum, as in the chewy pink stuff that stretches out when you try and blow a bubble and then gets stuck in your beard for three and half weeks.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:39 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:12 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:20 pm 
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Wow, who ever thought to put peanut butter and jelly together? And vodka? And Van Gogh?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:52 pm 
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Personal Statement: Conch ceviche.
Looks like the flavored spirits trade is moving on from vodka to whiskey in hilarious fashion.

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Of course cowboys drank flavored whiskey. You must have missed that day in seventh-grade history class. But like it or not, you’ll be seeing more flavored whiskey on the market. The cocktail revolution will not be un-flavorized.

http://slowcocktails.squarespace.com/dispatches/2012/4/8/whiskey-shoot-out-at-the-wswa-corral.html

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I recommend this blog by the way, it provides great snarky coverage of the industry. The Van Gogh PB&J fell in the "Press releases I didn't finish reading" category along with many past mindless vodka announcements.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:34 pm 
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I sure hope this is just a brand name and not a flavor.....

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:36 pm 
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Personal Statement: One!... Two!... FIVE!
haha, reminds me, i saw this in a window last week: AK 47 Kalashnikov Vodka

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:17 pm 
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Personal Statement: Conch ceviche.
Well a crazy bottle is about the only way to get me to buy vodka.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:27 am 
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rev_thumper wrote:
Well a crazy bottle is about the only way to get me to buy vodka.

-Rev


with the bottom smashed off and the jagged edges held your throat

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 1:06 pm 
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yep....we gotta be getting really really close the end of times just about now....

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 1:28 pm 
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Personal Statement: Maybe a little one..
Believe it or not, I've actually made "beer margaritas" that were good. They did NOT, however, contain Bud. :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 1:30 pm 
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I like how they have to mention on the can, "Contains alcohol." I want a shirt that says that. :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 3:54 pm 
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I like how they have to mention on the can, "Contains alcohol." I want a shirt that says that. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 4:38 pm 
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I like how they have to mention on the can, "Contains alcohol." I want a shirt that says that. :lol:

Right Here!

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 4:48 pm 
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Tiki J wrote:
I like how they have to mention on the can, "Contains alcohol." I want a shirt that says that. :lol:


What size and color shirt do you want? I'll bring it to Ohana for you.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 2:21 pm 
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Personal Statement: I choose booze.
how to make bud light even less like beer than it already is...

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 2:34 pm 
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They lie!

See! Down there on the edge of the can.... Contains Alcohol.

Liars!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 5:33 pm 
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