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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:45 am 
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And if peanutbutter vodka doesn't sound nasty enough, in and of itself, they went that extra step and named it "Nut Liquor"?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:22 am 
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I saw the title of this thread and i thought things like gas prices, the wars, the economy.

When i read it it realized it was far,far worse.

Nut-liquor. Ha!!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:03 am 
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More signs of the end times - Peanut Butter Vodka

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This is what happens now that the Beavis and Butthead generation has grown up.

There was probably endless argument in the boardroom over whether they could call it Butt Liquor or not.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:37 am 
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CowtownKahuna wrote:
And if peanutbutter vodka doesn't sound nasty enough, in and of itself, they went that extra step and named it "Nut Liquor"?


I almost retched when I heard about peanut rum creme. Then I tried some Castries. Oh, baby... :drool:

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:10 pm 
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I almost retched when I heard about peanut rum creme. Then I tried some Castries. Oh, baby... :drool:


Ding ding ding! My goodness, yes. Creamy, peanutty heaven, and I almost didn't try it. (See also; salted caramels.)

It's really a fine line with these kinds of things, and sometimes it's just worth a "curiosity-taste".

(Although sometimes stuff lives down to how bad you think it's going to be. I tried these - http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/artic ... 90351.html - out of curiosity. Just...no.)


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:24 pm 
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pappythesailor wrote:
CowtownKahuna wrote:
And if peanutbutter vodka doesn't sound nasty enough, in and of itself, they went that extra step and named it "Nut Liquor"?


I almost retched when I heard about peanut rum creme. Then I tried some Castries. Oh, baby... :drool:

Yep, nothing like a nice glass of Castries on the rocks on a hot summer day...in a lounge chair...on the front lawn...wearing a tank top and black socks. No sir...nothing else like it.

One sip at a Rum tasting and I declared, "THIS! This is going to make me an alcoholic!"

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:29 pm 
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Yep, nothing like a nice glass of Castries on the rocks on a hot summer day...in a lounge chair...on the front lawn...wearing a tank top and black socks. No sir...nothing else like it.

One sip at a Rum tasting and I declared, "THIS! This is going to make me an alcoholic!"



:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sooooo...not a fan, then, huh?


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:36 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:47 pm 
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See, it's Platinum, so you know it's the klas-say Bud Light.

Also, my tee vee has been bombarded with ads for this the past week or so...

http://www.whattodrink.com/spirits/medi ... low-vodka/

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:49 pm 
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talk about putting lipstick on a pig. Watered down beer can not be cured by a new label. :wtf:

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:37 pm 
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This will have to replace the Snuggie in the next bar crawl:

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:16 am 
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This will have to replace the Snuggie in the next bar crawl:


:shock:

The 'zippered hatches' are what really elevate this garment, don't you think?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:42 am 
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SpaceBoy64 wrote:
This will have to replace the Snuggie in the next bar crawl:


:shock:

The 'zippered hatches' are what really elevate this garment, don't you think?


It could still be made better with an easy hack:

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:53 pm 
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This will have to replace the Snuggie in the next bar crawl:


I saw that commercial the other day and had two thoughts:

1. There seems to be real trend for adult onesies these days. I'm sure there's a Ph.D. thesis in here somewhere.
2. I wish time on my hands to sit around in pajamas.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 3:37 am 
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Saw the commercial while playing trivia at a bar the other night. I'm thinking Hell NO to it and the snuggie! If I'm going to a bar in Jammie's mine are soooooooo gonna be silk jammies with a Hugh Hefner smoking jacket robe! Or my authentic japanese silk half robe if it's summer.


It's not about looks... It's about comfort but without looking like a badly sewn beam bag doll!
Soooo not sexy while sipping my rum!


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:44 am 
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This isn't even a new idea. They used to be called Doctor Dentons.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 12:38 pm 
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Even though I must admit to being a big fan of Bud Dry in my college days, I don't think any of this will be making it into my house....unless I see the need for some cool blue glass bottles.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:53 pm 
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Personal Statement: I choose booze.
Coors to release iced-tea flavored beer

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:40 pm 
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I just threw up in my mouth!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:44 pm 
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I'm gonna have a 3-course meal this weekend.

First, I'll start with some iced-tea beer.

Then, some bacon vodka.

Finish it off with some birthday cake vodka, with a little whipped cream vodka on the side.

All that's missing is the cheese course.... :pieface:

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:53 pm 
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All that's missing is the cheese course.... :pieface:

How about a nice Boot O' Cheese?
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:03 pm 
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Mmmmmmmmm, I want some deep fried Peanut Butter vodka!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:41 am 
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Tiki J you forgot to have your Froot Loops too!!!



http://intoxicology.net/2012/02/05/thre ... ka-review/

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And yes it does taste and smell just like them... someone we know has a bottle and I tried it the other night.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:09 pm 
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Your front would be toasty but your back would be cold. It would be like wearing a fleece hospital johnny. To a bar.

Anyhoo... behold Mountain Dew flavored vodka. I am loosly aquainted with a college student who has tried it. Ah... youth.

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I believe the Three Olives company needs to be stopped.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:15 pm 
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The out-and-out unashamed and way-over-the-top frat-boy douche-baggery of this actually intrigues me.

I admit it...I am fascinated by people who are loud and proud about things that are generally reviled.

Plus who doesn't like the zingy taste of lemon and lime.

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