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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:59 am 
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Personal Statement: I choose booze.
somehow this event became a whole lot more interesting this morning.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:01 pm 
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leisure master wrote:
somehow this event became a whole lot more interesting this morning.



Very much looking forward it.
The rest of you should be afraid.


Be very very very afraid.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 7:25 pm 
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Personal Statement: Put coconut rum on snow!
My husband Professor Redbeard and I will be there! I'm so excited.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:26 pm 
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Looks like we're not going to be able to make it after all. :(

Have fun and post pics!


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:52 pm 
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Personal Statement: 2 seconds?!?!?!?
And I realize I have double booked myself twice this weekend. Sigh. Looks like Maks and I are out.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:24 pm 
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Personal Statement: Put coconut rum on snow!
I have been looking forward to this. Talking about it non stop. Well I must have brought the evil eye upon me because I have hand foot mouth disease. Professor RedBeard and I will not be there. He assures me no one wants to see me at the moment as I look like a decaying zombie.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:46 pm 
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Personal Statement: Uptown funk you up
ChavaDevorahRut wrote:
I have been looking forward to this. Talking about it non stop. Well I must have brought the evil eye upon me because I have hand foot mouth disease. Professor RedBeard and I will not be there. He assures me no one wants to see me at the moment as I look like a decaying zombie.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:34 pm 
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Personal Statement: Ouch!
You probably don't want to run afoul of any traditional Queequeg remedies. When I had a little poison ivy, nondescript weeds were pulled from the earth, crushed and wrapped on to the affected area before I could ask a question.

Get better!

But, if you are up for it and not infectious, don't stay home. We haven't had to use the emergency rock salt, needle and thread since before John Winthrop was Governor. CT: zombie free since 1643!

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:33 am 
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Personal Statement: Conch ceviche.
Very sorry to hear about your conversion to a Zombie! We will have to see you next time.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:02 am 
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foredeckape wrote:
But, if you are up for it and not infectious, don't stay home. We haven't had to use the emergency rock salt, needle and thread since before John Winthrop was Governor. CT: zombie free since 1643!


Everything you say gives me an erection.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:43 am 
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Personal Statement: Ouch!
Tiki Bloated wrote:
foredeckape wrote:
But, if you are up for it and not infectious, don't stay home. We haven't had to use the emergency rock salt, needle and thread since before John Winthrop was Governor. CT: zombie free since 1643!


Everything you say gives me an erection.

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It is a sensual cross between a histrical Jacobite romance novel, science fiction and horror. Emma meets Frankenstein's monster on Mars. Tiki Twinkle hears it in Walter Pidgeon's voice. But it is really the tie between colonial north America and space colonization that feeds his blood. Turmoil in the old world sends explorers to the new where they discover what appears to be supernatural forces at work. These forces, they discover, are the same passions that they are trying to escape.

The Hartford witch trails of the 1640's pre dates the famous ones in Salem by two generations. They had the highest conviction rates of any new world witch hunt. But what became of their familiars?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:58 am 
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foredeckape wrote:
Tiki Bloated wrote:
foredeckape wrote:
But, if you are up for it and not infectious, don't stay home. We haven't had to use the emergency rock salt, needle and thread since before John Winthrop was Governor. CT: zombie free since 1643!


Everything you say gives me an erection.

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foredeckape wrote:
It is a sensual cross between a histrical Jacobite romance novel, science fiction and horror.

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foredeckape wrote:
Emma meets Frankenstein's monster on Mars.


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foredeckape wrote:
Tiki Twinkle hears it in Walter Pidgeon's voice. But it is really the tie between colonial north America and space colonization that feeds his blood. Turmoil in the old world sends explorers to the new where they discover what appears to be supernatural forces at work.


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foredeckape wrote:
These forces, they discover, are the same passions that they are trying to escape.


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foredeckape wrote:
The Hartford witch trails of the 1640's pre dates the famous ones in Salem by two generations. They had the highest conviction rates of any new world witch hunt. But what became of their familiars?



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foredeckape wrote:
Sent from somewhere erotic


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:10 pm 
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Personal Statement: Conch ceviche.
Ok then...... now that we've got that settled let's talk logistics!

Yaaaaaaaay!

So if you don't see your name here we didn't count you in the reservation, speak up if you are coming please.

TheKazz +1
Voodoo Devil +1
Tikisurfin & Oceana Nalu
Rev & Kristiki
Professor Pineapple +1
Bargoyle +1
TikiVee
Xtine & Wahine Magnet
Amy P. + 3

Expect to see Quequegs hanging out in the Hu Ke Lau bar starting around 3:00 p.m. We are going to take the early seating for the show at 5:30 p.m. because it is nice to eat before the performance. Show starts at 7:15 p.m.

So please plan to arrive no later than 5:00 p.m. mmmmmm-kay?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:06 pm 
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Personal Statement: Sorry in advance
Don't forget the Creative Pines sex motel right up the road. Cancel those reservations at the Hampton inn and stay someplace with CLASS. The jungle room used to have a rope swing! Pretty sure it still does.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:12 pm 
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rev_thumper wrote:
Ok then...... now that we've got that settled let's talk logistics!


Oh my God Rev....you give me a bigger boner than Doug....
Seriously....your forceful demeanor and ability to squash any jackassery is like liquid panty remover.
....if I wore panties.

Which I do.

or at least, I did..until I read your post.
But now I'm all like...

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rev_thumper wrote:
So if you don't see your name here we didn't count you in the reservation, speak up if you are coming please.


Oh I'm coming.

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rev_thumper wrote:
TheKazz +1
Voodoo Devil +1
Tikisurfin & Oceana Nalu


Keep talking....

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rev_thumper wrote:
Rev & Kristiki
Professor Pineapple +1


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rev_thumper wrote:
Bargoyle +1


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rev_thumper wrote:
TikiVee


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rev_thumper wrote:
Xtine & Wahine Magnet
Amy P. + 3


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rev_thumper wrote:
-Rev


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:25 pm 
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Personal Statement: Sorry in advance
And what better place to take out all this pent up animal sex, than at the Creative Pines sex motel? Themed rooms for all your twisted desires!

If Rev doesnt do it for you (I know, I know... that dude reeks of sex. He is a walking talking boner-inducing specimen, so I know he's doing it for you, but go along with me here), there are still plenty of other options.

The Outer Space room, where you and Rev can practice "docking" amongst a field of stars.

The Roman Room, where the Rev's raw sexuality will conquer all of your invading forces.

The Cave Room, where Rev's animal instincts take over, and you are his sexual prey.

The aforementioned Jungle Room, where Rev will make you his personal "Jane" for the night. You'll be swinging from his vine before the night is over!

The Disco Room... ok, this room may have been updated, but there's still a ton of mirrors for you to watch the Rev have his way with you from every angle.

And i think there's also a clown room or something. That's not my thing, but if you're some kind of freak, hey, whatever floats your goat.

Creative Pines. Right on memorial drive, walking distance (a long walk) from the Huke!

The Rev cant wait to see you there!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:36 pm 
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Didn't they design a room specifically around Rev?
...well, not "around him"...not like he stood in the middle of the room and they decorated around him.

I mean thematically.

The Rev Room.

It's all done up in Legos and a strict adherence to policy.

....and nipple clamps.
Not really sure what that's all about.

Maybe ask him this Saturday.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:02 pm 
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That's right vee!

For our naughty attendees, there's the Taskmaster room. Dress appropriate for that one, and not to worry, there's a great place that cleans leather right up the road, so go wild!

Oh, and we should probably point out that while this is all fun, as with most of the things we do, its fun with a purpose.

The Rev aint gonna rock your world for free! No, it's a fundraiser. As always, its all for the kids.

Rates are reasonable and we've got a siding scale based on fetishes and its all for the kids, so dig deep!

Now, we're well aware that prostitution is illegal, but don't worry. The Rev won't see a dime of this money!

Its all for charity!

I'll be collecting money, or you can make a check out to the Chicopee Altruistic Society Heartlands (CASH) and i'll make sure that money winds up where it belongs!

I promise, its the best gift you can get yourself this holiday season, and you'll be doing something good for the kids too.

Win win!

See you Saturday!

And a hearty Mahalo to the Rev for stepping up!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 4:28 pm 
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Personal Statement: I choose booze.
hmmm...the FOM is certainly are a close bunch.

It just warms my heart to see how much Bargoyle and Vee know about the Rev's proclivity for sexy cosplay.

Have fun everyone - Huke 'till you Puke!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 4:33 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:30 pm 
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Personal Statement: Conch ceviche.
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It's all done up in Legos and a strict adherence to policy.

When am I going to get through to you savages? The plural of LEGO is LEGO.

"Legos" is latin for "thieves."

And I'm not going to kill you, I'm going to make you walk barefoot for 50 yards on a path of small LEGO parts.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 5:37 pm 
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Personal Statement: Take ANY tiki! -V. Price
We both caught nasty colds, dammit. The polite thing to do is spare you all from our gross cooties and snot. But we keep missing these socials!! How often do you have them? Next one in the near future?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 6:29 pm 
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Ah everyone has a cold this time of year. If we let that stop us New England would close for business.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:21 pm 
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Today's the day, heading south to Chicopee shortly.

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