The Islands of the Fraternal Order of Moai

I, Gabriel "Dr. Bones" Kelly do hereby officially declare my intent to join the Fraternal Order of Moai. I haven't been as active in the Port as I'd like, but I hope my involvement locally with the Tongariki will make up the slack there!

I tried reading other declarations to get a sense of what I should put here, but I just kept second guessing myself on what to say. So ask (command) what you will!

Best of luck with your trials! Beware the goat it is always hungry.

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That's what I do, I drink and I know things.



"Feeling weird is how you know you’re still here."-Halt and Catch Fire

Huzzah!

Don't worry, the goat has developed a taste for smoked meat. You haven't been sitting on the leeward side of the campfire, have you?

Good luck!

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FOM MC road captain

Excrementus Cadaemus

Aloha and Okole Maluna. Tell us about your favorite tiki bars and rum bars, as well as your favorite rums.

Great!

Fasten your seatbelt and enjoy your trials.



KTC

Favorite Tiki bar is an hour long conversation, full of much yelling and table flipping... but I will say I find myself at SOS in Decatur the most. But the Shameful Tiki Room in Vancouver, BC had the best "dinner and a show".

Favorite rum is probably Ron Zacapa XO. Not for taste or quality, but nostalgia. It was the first rum I had that wasn't Bacardi, and I drank it with an incredibly proud Guatemalan gentleman. He weaved some yarns about his country, and his love of life, and I got sucked in to the stories and the rum. Ah, nostalgia.

Aloha--tell us more about yo-self!

Best of luck on the trials Dr. Bones! Enjoy yourself and beware of maligned goats in need of adjustment!

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ACK!! Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!

Aloha!!!! Good luck.

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Will
The Luau Cinders



“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” —Dean Martin

Good luck with your trials!

I'm a fan of both halves of Dr. Bones comment. I've never been to Georgia but the gang from SOS did a popup at Pagan Idol in San Francisco and they were great, as were their cocktails. Dr. B is lucky to have such a fine establishment near him. As for Ron Zacapa, a favorite of mine. I tend to like high dosage rums and the Zacapa line are among the best.

Aloha & Huzzah ! Well declared, best of luck with your journey!

SOS is on my hitlist for my next ATL visit. I believe there is a M station right next door for a convenient commute from the airport and downtown.

oh, and... consider some Bag Balm. Just sayin'

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Aloha fellow Atlantan and welcome! Good luck in your trials!

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Not one shred of available evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

Woohoo! So happy to have you declared.

This will be fun!

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Tikihut Honeycutt



Doing weird things in the name of art.

Thanks for all the well-wishing everyone! Looking forward to getting started.

This shall be fun.

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I tingle with anticipation... or is that fear?

Now I'm worried...

That just tightens things up. Better to relax for the ride.

Sent from somewhere exotic

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FOM MC road captain

Excrementus Cadaemus

Aloha and good luck!