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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 3:20 pm 
Honui Moai
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Location: The Aloha Temple of Baby Smiles (TX)
Personal Statement: I got yr Barbie zucchini
Toilet Snake says, "Yessssssssssss...."
Monday, July 24th, 7:00, Alamo Draft House, Brooklyn. ... -to-hawaii

Now is the time that you WISH you lived in NYC.
In case you missed it the first time - or second time, "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" was the Late Night Movie at Ohana a couple of years.


And now, you have the chance to see it all over again.
And again, with a cocktail in your hand, because that's really the only way to get through this thing.

Why is Zazoom always around so many graves? ... btiki2.wav

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 3:42 pm 
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Finally something good happens in New York City!!

That's right....I said it.....prove me wrong.


We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.


Viva El Scroties!


PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 3:53 pm 
Manawale'a Motuha
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Joined: Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:16 am
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Location: The Land of AstroTurf, BBQ & Cupcakes
We also *might* be showing it as pat of Texas Tiki Week this year in Austin.....MST3K style......

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.


PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:13 pm 
Fellow Moai
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Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Spoiler Alert:
"Jade: My first wife used to mow the lawn stark naked.
Rowdy Abilene: What'd your neighbors say?
Jade: They said I married her for her money.
Rowdy Abilene: [laughs, pause] Did you?

My mother told me to pick YOUUUUUU!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:21 pm 
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Location: Queequeg Chapter (NH)
Personal Statement: Conch ceviche.
Everyone always steals the good ideas from Ohana!


To taua na Moai!


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