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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:27 pm 
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Personal Statement: Kungaloosh!
Ho ho ho! The Queequeg Chapter of the Fraternal Order of Moai would like to invite you to join us as we meet at the Hu Ke Lau in Chicopee MA to share cocktails, food, and fellowship on Saturday, December 21st. Seating is at 5:30; the spectacular Christmas-themed Polynesian show begins at 7:15.

If you plan to join us, please RSVP in this thread ASAP - we'll reserve the table. Hope to see you there!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:12 pm 
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Professor Pineapple wrote:
RSVP in this thread ASAP

BYOB

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:24 pm 
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You had us at "Christmas-themed Polynesian show". :wowza: :thumbsup:

Baz and I are in!


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:59 pm 
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I CAN'T WAIT!


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 5:26 pm 
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Personal Statement: Sorry in advance
If you plan on imbibing, as Pappy states, BYOB.

The drinks at the HuKeLau are notoriously devoid of alcohol. Indeed, we think there may actually be some "secret sobering agent" added to them, as even when showing up tipsy, a few cocktails in and you'll be sober as a church mouse. We have yet to send samples to the FOM labs for identification of this chemical X, and what other properties it may have.

And while we don't condone smuggling in a flask of your favorite hootch to secretly spike your drinks under the table, you may want to give it consideration (if caught, we will disavow all knowledge of you and your mission.)... or just stick with wine and beer.

Regardless, it should be a hoot and a holler!!

See ya at the Huke!!

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 5:51 pm 
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Personal Statement: Kungaloosh!
Way to sell it. :pieface:

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 6:04 pm 
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Personal Statement: Sorry in advance
Hey its still gonna be an awesome time!! A veritable hoot AND holler, as I stated.

Just making the sure the people come prepared.

Forwarned is for--armed? Like popeye.

Great big forearms... holding secret flasks.

Here, I'll sweeten the deal to help sell it...

I guarantee shenanigans throughout the evening!!!

I promise you more shenanigans per hour (SPH) than any other Xmas event you may attend.

Join us, and help spread the holiday aloha... and shenanigans.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 1:14 pm 
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Both Miss and I are in! I'll be smuggling in some nips for sure.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:17 pm 
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Now I wish I was heading back to Connecticut this Christmas. It sounds like a fun FOM holiday event. :fez:

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:04 pm 
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Ill be there!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:43 am 
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Personal Statement: Kungaloosh!
And with a name like Honoluluhandgrenade666, how could we not be excited about that? :thumbsup:

Anyone else? LAST CALL!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:00 pm 
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In case I hadn't made it clear, I will be there! (On the Southern NH short bus)

My Granite Wahine will unfortunately be serving the retail Gods but will be with us in spirit.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:36 pm 
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and a plus 1 please! And I am hoping to talk to someone about Joining the FOM!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:13 pm 
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Honoluluhandgrenade666 wrote:
and a plus 1 please! And I am hoping to talk to someone about Joining the FOM!


Awesome on both counts!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:37 pm 
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The Level of excitement I have for this event has led me to create some art for you all! hopefully more to come and then maybe if i'm feeling ambitious i will make a decanter set out of the sketches!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:22 pm 
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Hey that's what I look like for most of December!

Sent from the Star Destroyer Chimaera

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:05 pm 
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This is how I always look!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 7:13 am 
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I regret to inform that I may not be able to attend this evening due to an unrelenting retail schedule. I will try my hardest to make it, but I can not say for sure at this time!
I look forward to meeting you all, whenever it may happen
:thumbsup:

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:09 am 
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Bummer man!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:55 am 
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Personal Statement: Kungaloosh!
Hope you can make it!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 8:36 pm 
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Personal Statement: 2 seconds?!?!?!?
That opening was a lot more metal than I anticipated.

I'm not sure how Stairway to Heaven is a Christmas song... But there was fire, so who am I to question?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:45 pm 
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I'm not sure how Stairway to Heaven is a Christmas song...

There is a lady who knows.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:42 am 
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Personal Statement: 2 seconds?!?!?!?
That was such a fun show! I'd like to thank my fellow Queequegs and guests for joining us for a fun filled evening.

I know I've said it many times before and I am sure I will say it many times again, today is no different: my face hurts today from all the smiling and laughing that happens at every meeting. I look forward to my face hurting every month!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:28 am 
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Total hilarity! And scallion pancakes! Win!


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:54 am 
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WOW!

Great fun!!!

Super turn-out!!!!!


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