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The Granite Wahine
PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:25 pm 
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I am the Granite Wahine, otherwise known as Granite's wife Kate, and I want to join the FOM if you will have me. I have had amazing times with all of you at Ohana, meet and greets, and back yard tiki bars. Being new to message boards I will keep this short. I hope you will consider me, but either way I will see you at Ohana!!!
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turbogod
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Personal Statement: LIGHTS OUT!
Congrats.

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rev_thumper
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About time!

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kristiki
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Woohoo!!!!! :wowza: :wowza:

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TheGraniteTiki
PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:34 pm 
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Hey, I know her!
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leisure master
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Personal Statement: I choose booze.
well that is just wicked awesome!

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Princess Pupule
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Oh hell YEAH!!!
'bout damn time! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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BlondDi
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Congrats! Maybe you can get a discount On used antibiotic lotion from your man?!?
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TheGraniteTiki
PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:13 am 
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Yeah, used antibiotic loti... wait... WHAT?!?!?!?!
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Riptide
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Yay!

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foredeckape
PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:37 am 
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Personal Statement: I had the fish.
TheGraniteTiki wrote:
Yeah, used antibiotic loti... wait... WHAT?!?!?!?!

Any relationship to Penicillin Mary?

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Bargoyle
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Professor Pineapple
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Well, that is just fantastic.

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pappythesailor
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Yippee!

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JJ Tiki
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Great news! Good Luck!
(Well, Granite, there goes "the meeting ran late, honey" excuse)
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Tiki J
PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:08 pm 
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Terrific news!!!! Good luck with your trials!!! :fez:

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The Granite Wahine
PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 3:57 pm 
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Thank you everyone! I am excited to begin to be worthy of FOMdom. Not a big outdoorsy girl, but will do my best with the elusive farm animals.
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BourbonTiki
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Woooody Hooo! Great News!

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Hi Fi Hijinx
PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:51 pm 
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As Granite's spouse I think you have suffered enough...let her in!

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TheGraniteTiki
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By the way Granite Wahine, this guy "Hifi Hijinx" is kinda my arch rival. So don't laugh at anything he says, even when it's funny.

He's my online nemesis, the Lex Luthor to my Super Man, the Moriarty to my Sherlock Holmes. And on top of all that, I hear he drinks.
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Hi Fi Hijinx
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TheGraniteTiki wrote:
He's my online nemesis, the Lex Luthor to my Super Man, the Moriarty to my Sherlock Holmes.
The Gerbil to my Richard Gere...

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