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Author:  Beach Bum Scott [ Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:13 pm ]
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Does the lab know the Goat has been in the juice????

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_19114130

Author:  Hi Fi Hijinx [ Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:16 pm ]
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It's the only way Bargoyle can get' em to hold still.

Author:  JanetMermaid [ Sun Oct 16, 2011 12:32 am ]
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You beat me to it. There's even an article about it on BBC.com:
Prize Winning Colorado Goat in Doping Row

There's a nice pictured of the goat on the BBC page. He's CUTE!

Author:  foredeckape [ Sun Oct 16, 2011 1:07 am ]
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Urine testing goats at the Colorado state fair must be a talking point on someone's resume.

You would think they would keep a good eye on their feed at these competitions. I know some horse people who truck in their own water to shows.

Maybe cocktail competitions need a screening test for performance enhancers at the higher levels.

Author:  JanetMermaid [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:31 pm ]
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Stollen Swiss far-right party mascot goat found painted black

"Zottel is still "a bit in shock", owner Ernst Schibli says"
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Author:  kristiki [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:29 pm ]
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A friend of mine used to help with urine tests at horse shows. Of the horses. Glamor.

Author:  Polly Parrot [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:26 pm ]
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My hen looks up to the State Fair contestants and winners...what a let down!

Author:  borealis60504 [ Sat Oct 29, 2011 5:00 pm ]
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I passed my urine test with flying colors -- mostly yellow.

Author:  Hi Fi Hijinx [ Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:06 pm ]
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"Irish Town Honors His Goatness

In the town of Killorglin in County Kerry, the reins of power are handed to a wild billy goat once a year. It's an opportunity for the people to let out their inner beast -- and for tourists to party the night away, writes reader Desmond F. Kelly.

The crowning of a king has always been cause for celebration. In the small town of Killorglin in the south-west corner of Ireland, it still is -- with a hitch. The king in question is a goat.

"King Puck" is one of the last regents of Ireland, though his reign is a short one -- from August 10 to 12 every year. Nevertheless, the small Irish town of Killorglin (about 100 km. from Cork) has been crowing King Puck since (officially) 1610. The goat-fawning fair is one of the oldest of Ireland's traditional rural celebrations -- and one of its better known.

Still, despite the fair's fame, its origins are somewhat unclear. One theory has the fair dating back to pagan times. Puck, as the male goat is called, could have been seen as a symbol of fertility for a late summer harvest festival.

The more modern theory is that King Puck is a celebration of the fact that a herd of goats, which had been grazing in the countryside nearby, were scared up by pillaging “Roundheads,” the soldiers of Oliver Cromwell. One goat galloped off towards the town in a state of fear, thus alerting the townspeople to the approaching danger. (A third, and less romantic, version involves legal loopholes, greedy landlords and tax evasion.)"

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Author:  Tiki Fink [ Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:04 pm ]
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JanetMermaid wrote:
Stollen Swiss far-right party mascot goat found painted black

"Zottel is still "a bit in shock", owner Ernst Schibli says"
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That juiced up goat makes Hickenlooper look old!!! DAMN.

Author:  SpaceBoy64 [ Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:35 am ]
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This just in from Facebook:
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My cousin's friend's goat.
My cousin also has a goat.

Author:  Hi Fi Hijinx [ Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:33 pm ]
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The labs continue to work on a more efficient and lethal version of the goat.
He is out latest prototype.
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Author:  TiKiTackett [ Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:42 pm ]
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Hi Fi Hijinx wrote:
The labs continue to work on a more efficient and lethal version of the goat.
He is out latest prototype.
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ROFLMAO! OMG!!!!!!!

...and that's "OH MY GOAT!", not that other deity.

Author:  Hi Fi Hijinx [ Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:32 am ]
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Maybe we should rethink having a lab located in the sticks of Georgia.
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Author:  BlondDi [ Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:24 pm ]
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That's just the "Perimeter Police"...no cause for alarm here...

Nothing to see!

Author:  Beach Bum Scott [ Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:13 pm ]
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Crazed! A 14-year-old Utah boy claims he was attacked by this goat named "Voldemort."

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1202781

Author:  Beach Bum Scott [ Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:14 pm ]
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and for all your goat news needs...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/goats/

Author:  Johnny Dollar [ Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:43 am ]
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goatye

Author:  turbogod [ Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:22 pm ]
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Happy Goat Trauma Awareness Month

Author:  Hi Fi Hijinx [ Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:33 pm ]
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There's some gold in there.
Goat Possession: http://www.goat-trauma.org/news/possessed.shtml

Author:  Bargoyle [ Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:05 pm ]
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There's more than just gold in there Hi-Fi...


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Dave P [ Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:08 pm ]
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Um, guys? Might I point out you are making the initiates (including me!!!) a bit nervous.

Just saying

Author:  Hi Fi Hijinx [ Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:14 pm ]
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Just a bit?

Author:  Dave P [ Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:26 pm ]
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Metal undergarments?

Author:  rev_thumper [ Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:34 pm ]
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Don't show any weakness, that just encourages them (the goat and the Fellows).

-Rev

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