The Islands of the Fraternal Order of Moai

Don't ever stop making these!

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"Well, I don't want to tell people our tomatoes are round. I just want them to understand."

Yes! Although I can see how you might be reluctant to use the pink.



Thanks. You made my day.

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"I'm a drinker, but I don't mess with the 151." - Loni Love

Actually, visitors to my last place know that my guest bathroom always featured pink paper, up until last year, when I got to the last roll and couldn't find any anymore. Up until last year my mother was still finding it in her local supermarket and picking it up for me. She'd get me green too!

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I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. -W.C. Fields

between that and serving black cake, J provides the most colorful potty experience of anyone i know.

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i run the stasi like bob fosse

New episode online! If you've ever wondered what to serve at a funeral or wake, wonder no more!

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"I'm a drinker, but I don't mess with the 151." - Loni Love

The zimbie album cover was a nice touch!

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I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. -W.C. Fields

For some reason, I chuckle uncontrollably every time you say, "All you do..."

We should make a VL drinking game.

Take a drink every time....

1. she says "All you do...."
2. a recipe includes Jell-O
3. a recipe inclues mayo
4. the cocktail contains rum
5. she drinks
6. Captain Quad appears on-screen

That's a good start, but I'm sure everyone has more to add. Regardless, a person could get pretty hammered in 3 minutes.

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"Well, I don't want to tell people our tomatoes are round. I just want them to understand."

Chug if it contains Jell-O AND mayo.

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"I don't just pass judgment, I lean on the horn and flip it the bird!" - Stephen Colbert

At last, an activity for our OHANA sponsor tent!

Thanks for the comments, everyone!

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"I'm a drinker, but I don't mess with the 151." - Loni Love

We've been playing it since we saw the classic "bomb shelter" episode. But our rule is just: "you drink when Kelly drinks." That's enough for most of my neighbors when you put a few episodes on a YouTube playlist.

The younger crowd has started using the catch phrase "all you do is combine..." when anyone asks them how to make somehting. For instance, when ordering a gin and tonic at a local hot spot.

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ƒore Dæ Capé

'Don't she turn my green eyes blue.'

Reserve Tyromancer and Philogynist

Holy crap, how'd I miss this? Well I guess I don't spend too much time in th' Port. That's a pretty funny list and I can add:

7. you see a record you own in the browser rack
8. the recipe does something peculiar with Spam (tm)
9. she says "See you soon!"

CQ
RMS
OCPS

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When you lead your revolution, whitey better be standing still because you don't run worth a damn no more.

I am thrilled to announce that, thanks to our Official Tiki Mugmaker, there is a Velveteen Lounge Kitsch-en edition moai mug available for purchase!



They're $45, plus $10 shipping, and can be had by sending a message to sales@poptiki.com.

I can't thank PopTiki of Colorado enough for this gorgeous mug! Be sure to visit their site for all your tiki mug needs!

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"I'm a drinker, but I don't mess with the 151." - Loni Love

Very nice!

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I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. -W.C. Fields

10) A recipe includes the use of a mold
11) A craft project requires a recycled, repurposed or reused item (YEAH environment)

12) the editor uses a really severe image filter for "nightmare" effect
13) the host (played by VL) interacts with the little girl character (also played by VL)
14) she says "hi Bob"--wait, WRONG show!

Man, you can keep this one going all day, which makes for a loooooooooong drinkin' session. Not that I'm going to get any objections to that concept around these parts....

CQ
RMS
OCPS

some people don't bother with their friends in the vegetable kingdom.

15) A vintage appliance or audio component appears which you also own allows you to direct someone else to drink.
16) A discontinuity occurs such as characters entering or exiting an elevator in a single story house.
17) At any appearance of an 8-track tape, the last person to make "walk like an Egyptian" arm gestures, drinks.

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ƒore Dæ Capé

'Don't she turn my green eyes blue.'

Reserve Tyromancer and Philogynist

I wonder if we could get Bob Newhart to be on?



We never have continuity errors.

Actually, the best is in the editing process, when it's too late to make changes, and I think, oh, boy, I wonder how many people will notice THAT?

You guys are killing me!

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"I'm a drinker, but I don't mess with the 151." - Loni Love

Okay, I can't keep it to myself. We got permission to shoot some VLK footage at the Mai-Kai next week! To say I'm excited would be the understatement of the year!

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"I'm a drinker, but I don't mess with the 151." - Loni Love

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i run the stasi like bob fosse

What a score! The cut-away shots alone should keep you busy for many months ahead! Cannot WAIT to see what you come up with!

Mai Kai featured on VTLK...?

heads are gonna asplode!

I can't thank E33 and Chip and Andy enough for making it happen.

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"I'm a drinker, but I don't mess with the 151." - Loni Love

Yay!!! Hope I get so see some of the "hot set" action!!!!

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I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. -W.C. Fields

I'm hoping you'll be IN it!

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"I'm a drinker, but I don't mess with the 151." - Loni Love

I'll have my people call your people.....

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I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. -W.C. Fields