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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:23 pm 
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Personal Statement: Mark it zero, Dude.
I'm new to the port with the intention of learning about the FOM. I live in Houston and was told about the group by my friend Alice (I don't know her handle for the group). Naturally, I hang out at Lei Low, but I also tiki-travel and have been to some great tiki bars scattered about the USA. Over the past six weeks, I've had the opportunity to visit the Mai Kai, Kon Tiki, and False Idol.

Mahalo.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:36 pm 
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Aloha and welcome to the port.

Alice is known by a few names round these parts.

Miss Formica Dinette, the Sultry Singing Siren from South of Slocum....Alice Sweet Alice....Knuckles O'Toole...and my personal favorite, CoCoPebble AppleJacks.
But mostly people call her Formikahini.

Pull up a bar stool and hang for a bit.

Just keep an eye out for the goat.
...he's a bit squirrly.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:42 pm 
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Personal Statement: Mark it zero, Dude.
Thank you, Tiki Vee.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 5:27 pm 
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Aloha and Welcome!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 8:40 am 
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Alo-howdy Steve and welcome to port!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 9:09 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 11:03 am 
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Personal Statement: Mark it zero, Dude.
Thanks for the warm welcome, All.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 12:47 pm 
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Aloha, Sandbar Steve!

And now in reverse, I don't know your name IRL! :lol:

But I'm super glad you pulled into the Port here, and I look forward to seeing you Saturday!
A-Lo-Howdy!!!

Knuckles O'Toole

Update:
Wait - a genuine Steve that's just been to the Mai Kai:
NOW I know who you are, Sandbar!
See you and Ping Pong on Sat! :thumbsup:

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:26 pm 
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Aloha Sandbar Steve! Look forward to seeing both you and Formakahini on Sat.




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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:42 pm 
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Mahalo, Puka Puka.

...and well-played Ms. Formikahini. Sherlock Holmes would be proud.

See you both tomorrow.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:55 pm 
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Aloha Sandbar Steve!

I hope to meet you tomorrow night at Lei Low! I am one of the Austin chapter members coming over for the Meet & Greet. Happy to have you in the Port. Very friendly shores... enjoy!

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Aloha & Welcome!
I, too, look forward to meeting you at LeiLow tomorrow!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:55 pm 
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Aloha and welcome, Sandbar Steve--glad you've run aground in the Port!


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:34 pm 
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Welcome to the Port! Hope to see you tomorrow at Lei Low!

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 16, 2020 11:39 am 
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Aloha and welcome! Since those ‘Ona Paniolo’s are such fine, fun folks, I’m sure a great time was had!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:56 pm 
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Aloha!

Will you be at Lei Low on Sunday for their 6th Anniversary?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 11:42 pm 
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Aloha! Yes, I plan to be there for a bit. I may not be able to stay long, since I have family visiting. I hope to see some FOM members there. Mahalo.

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