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PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:13 am 
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That was supposed to read "temporal phenomenon", but got auto corrected.

Fuck it. The Temporal Pythons is my new band name.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:38 pm 
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Throb Zombie wrote:
That was supposed to read "temporal phenomenon", but got auto corrected.

Fuck it. The Temporal Pythons is my new band name.


Clearly the temporal python has already left his handiwork (can I say that about a being with no hands?) in your system. But not to fear, the test monkey is back to his own temporal time, and receives his 5pm Mai Tai on schedule, thanks to Chip.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2019 5:46 pm 
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Like most albums there was that one good song, the one with the Yngwie kinda guitar work that goes Dweeddle-dee-Dunh-Dunh-Dunhhhhhhhhhhh and then breaks into the intense drum solo. The rest of the album was interesting but I can see why they never broke big.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 1:08 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 7:52 am 
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Jolenttine este femeia puternica, este femeia delicata, este femeia independenta, este femeia zambitoare cu suflet mare si inima plina de iubire, este femeia eleganta, este o sportiva inascuta. Jolenttine este mama,


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:27 am 
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I ran this through Google Translate. Jolenttine sounds like a winner! :thumbsup:

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Jolenttine is the strong woman, she is the delicate woman, she is the independent woman, she is the smiling woman with a big soul and a heart full of love, she is an elegant woman, she is a born sportswoman. Jolenttine is the mother.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 11:52 am 
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If my Baja California Spanish is any indication the translation to 'Strong Woman" might be a euphemism. I read that as "femes puta"

It appears to be an advertisement for some type of service. It is unsure if a donkey or guerrilla suit is involved.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 8:58 pm 
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it isn't Spanish, at least in the reality we currently inhabit. I'd be remiss if I didn't consider the possibility that Jolenttine is some kind of space hooker from that alternate universe where Kirk and Spock have beards and go around stabbing people. You know, it could happen!


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 19, 2019 10:45 pm 
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I think (or rather Google thinks) it’s Romanian.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:11 pm 
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Ah, of course, a Romanian Space Hooker! Why didn't I think of that??


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