The Islands of the Fraternal Order of Moai

I'm not sure what dimension or time port the FOM Test Labs had you in when you went FOOM! and shot out flames, but you will be sadly missed. Apparently they no longer make your parts and no one in the Southern New Hampshire will even try to fix you. Thank you for not taking the house or my formica dinette with you when you went.

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Happiness is a warm pun.

She will be missed.

When are services to be held?

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Never trust a bald barber, a skinny chef, and never ever do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Let's put those plans on the back burner.

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Bring back the Gallery!!!! please
We shall conquer and prosper, for WE ARE MOAI!!!
To Roger.

I don't have a burning need to know, I just wanted to be nice and send a bouquet of potholders.

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Never trust a bald barber, a skinny chef, and never ever do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

We can rebuild it. Make it better, hotter, faster...

http://www.antiquestoves.com/toac/index.htm

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Set a course for the Foc's'le Lounge!

Excrementus Cadaemus

They always go in threes and I think our tv just died.

I am going through a range of emotions right now.

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Sometimes it's dark and stormy in my porthole.

Namaste-ake.

I think I heard that joke on a pilot one time....

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I remember that pilot! It was a real gas!

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Happiness is a warm pun.

Did you check the exhaust? It may just be all stoved up.

Simmer down everyone. The death of an appliance as important as a Stove is serious business.

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Never trust a bald barber, a skinny chef, and never ever do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Simmer down! The pot was just starting to boil! Now I'm really steamed.

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To Taua Na Moai Mau Loa, Roger, Rob and Matt.

This thread is really half-baked...

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I'd be stewed if I had to replace it with a modern one.

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Set a course for the Foc's'le Lounge!

Excrementus Cadaemus

Yeah, that's what really burns my biscuits.

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Happiness is a warm pun.

Tell me about it...they really scorch you with those prices!

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Are they really that braisen?

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What happen here i can't understand.

Don't go half baked; rise to the occassion. Here is proof you can find a retro replacement:

http://burlington.craigslist.org/app/3880732892.html

Get this baby, and you'll be cooking with gas.

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Set a course for the Foc's'le Lounge!

Excrementus Cadaemus

I guess those old stoves are not as rare as I thought. Well done.

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What happen here i can't understand.

Mercy!! My poor brain is fried!

You need more range. You are out of your element here. Pan back to the cheese puns.

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Set a course for the Foc's'le Lounge!

Excrementus Cadaemus

Mmmmmm....cheese puns.

But seriously.

This is not the time to be mixing all these metaphors into our usual stew of jack-assery and tom-foolery. Show some taste and respect to the situation. The lady's stove died. She is going to knead something soon because microwaved orgeat just doesn't quite work in your Mai Tais.

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Never trust a bald barber, a skinny chef, and never ever do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Justly chastised!
I return to my corner with tail between my legs.

but, it was a gas while the pan was hot!

I didn't mean to roast you.

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Set a course for the Foc's'le Lounge!

Excrementus Cadaemus

Are we sure this stove died of old age?
Perhaps it was murdered by being hit with a pipe.
We need to grill the refrigerator under an appliance bulb.
This is more than I can handle.

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Bring back the Gallery!!!! please
We shall conquer and prosper, for WE ARE MOAI!!!
To Roger.