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nifertiki
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:51 am 
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I'm not sure what dimension or time port the FOM Test Labs had you in when you went FOOM! and shot out flames, but you will be sadly missed. Apparently they no longer make your parts and no one in the Southern New Hampshire will even try to fix you. Thank you for not taking the house or my formica dinette with you when you went.


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Chip and Andy
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:20 am 
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She will be missed.

When are services to be held?

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Hi Fi Hijinx
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:23 am 
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Chip and Andy wrote:
When are services to be held?

Let's put those plans on the back burner.

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Chip and Andy
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:30 am 
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Hi Fi Hijinx wrote:
Chip and Andy wrote:
When are services to be held?

Let's put those plans on the back burner.


I don't have a burning need to know, I just wanted to be nice and send a bouquet of potholders.

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foredeckape
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:32 am 
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We can rebuild it. Make it better, hotter, faster...

http://www.antiquestoves.com/toac/index.htm

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TheGraniteTiki
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:44 am 
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They always go in threes and I think our tv just died. :-(
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turbogod
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:09 am 
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Chip and Andy wrote:
Hi Fi Hijinx wrote:
Chip and Andy wrote:
When are services to be held?

Let's put those plans on the back burner.


I don't have a burning need to know, I just wanted to be nice and send a bouquet of potholders.

I am going through a range of emotions right now.

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Tiki J
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:56 am 
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turbogod wrote:
Chip and Andy wrote:
Hi Fi Hijinx wrote:
Chip and Andy wrote:
When are services to be held?

Let's put those plans on the back burner.


I don't have a burning need to know, I just wanted to be nice and send a bouquet of potholders.

I am going through a range of emotions right now.


I think I heard that joke on a pilot one time....

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nifertiki
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:02 am 
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Tiki J wrote:
turbogod wrote:
Chip and Andy wrote:
Hi Fi Hijinx wrote:
Chip and Andy wrote:
When are services to be held?

Let's put those plans on the back burner.


I don't have a burning need to know, I just wanted to be nice and send a bouquet of potholders.

I am going through a range of emotions right now.


I think I heard that joke on a pilot one time....


I remember that pilot! It was a real gas!

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BlondDi
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:05 am 
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Did you check the exhaust? It may just be all stoved up.
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Chip and Andy
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:11 am 
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Simmer down everyone. The death of an appliance as important as a Stove is serious business.

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the mighty OZ
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:14 am 
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Chip and Andy wrote:
Simmer down everyone. The death of an appliance as important as a Stove is serious business.

Simmer down! The pot was just starting to boil! Now I'm really steamed.

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Tiki J
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:38 am 
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This thread is really half-baked...

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foredeckape
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:47 am 
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Personal Statement: Ouch!
I'd be stewed if I had to replace it with a modern one.

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nifertiki
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foredeckape wrote:
I'd be stewed if I had to replace it with a modern one.



Yeah, that's what really burns my biscuits.

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Tiki J
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I'd be stewed if I had to replace it with a modern one.


Tell me about it...they really scorch you with those prices!

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leisure master
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 12:07 pm 
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Tiki J wrote:
foredeckape wrote:
I'd be stewed if I had to replace it with a modern one.


Tell me about it...they really scorch you with those prices!


Are they really that braisen?

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foredeckape
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 12:08 pm 
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Don't go half baked; rise to the occassion. Here is proof you can find a retro replacement:

http://burlington.craigslist.org/app/3880732892.html

Get this baby, and you'll be cooking with gas.

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leisure master
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I guess those old stoves are not as rare as I thought. Well done.

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Dave P
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:17 pm 
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Mercy!! My poor brain is fried!
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foredeckape
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:25 pm 
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You need more range. You are out of your element here. Pan back to the cheese puns.

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Chip and Andy
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 2:04 pm 
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Mmmmmm....cheese puns. :drool:

But seriously.

This is not the time to be mixing all these metaphors into our usual stew of jack-assery and tom-foolery. Show some taste and respect to the situation. The lady's stove died. She is going to knead something soon because microwaved orgeat just doesn't quite work in your Mai Tais.

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Dave P
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Justly chastised!
I return to my corner with tail between my legs.

but, it was a gas while the pan was hot!

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foredeckape
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I didn't mean to roast you.

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Hi Fi Hijinx
PostPosted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:36 am 
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Are we sure this stove died of old age?
Perhaps it was murdered by being hit with a pipe.
We need to grill the refrigerator under an appliance bulb.
This is more than I can handle.

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