The Islands of the Fraternal Order of Moai

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/twinkies-maker-hostess-liquidate-company-strike/story?id=17736898#.UKYx74Y13x5

lack of Twinkies is the first sign of the Zombie Apocalypse.

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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

FOM MC
President
Viva El Scroties!

This is very distressing to me.

Good thing they last forever. I'm going to start hoarding them now!!!!!!!

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I think we can rest assured that someone will buy up the assets and keep making Twinkies.

So think of them as undead Twinkies.

-Rev

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To taua na Moai!

Does this go down as a victory or defeat for the union?

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Let me come back to the office. I'll be good.

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-Don

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I think it's a mutual defeat. I don't think they are coming back from this one.

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-Don

From what I've read, the company that now owns PBR is considering purchasing the company. Twinkie the Kid now to be rebranded as a Hipster.

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Sometimes it's dark and stormy in my porthole.

Namaste-ake.

To hell, with Twinkies and Wonder Bread. It's the Drake's products that will be the real loss.

They can't shut down.
All my vintage toasters are tuned for Wonder Bread.

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Set a course for the Foc's'le Lounge!

Excrementus Cadaemus

The Mayans saw this coming !

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Amen brother. Nothing beats the Funny Bone.

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"OWWWW WEEE! Little Debbie, Little Debbie!
I'm a comin' on home, baby!"

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Bring back the Gallery!!!! please
We shall conquer and prosper, for WE ARE MOAI!!!
To Roger.

Would you eat that there snack cracker in your special outfit for me? Please.

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Happiness is a warm pun.

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Tastykakes are still around. And in the Big Y right up the road from me. Hellloooo Butterscotch Krimpets!!

And isnt it odd that the Neil Armstrong passing away thread got two replies, but the twinkie death thread gets 17+?

Does everyone think the moon landing was faked or something?

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FOM MC - VP

I'm why you can't have nice things

I'd kill someone for a Funny Bone right now.

He was behind it all:

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Bring back the Gallery!!!! please
We shall conquer and prosper, for WE ARE MOAI!!!
To Roger.

so I could't find the snack cracker song, but this one just seemed worth sharing...

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THIS

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Make your own!

http://www.necn.com/11/27/12/How-to-make-your-own-Hostess-Twinkies-Cu/landing.html?blockID=806621&feedID=8505

-Rev

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To taua na Moai!

It's "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture On The Skids. But I LOVE The Cramps "Like A Bad Girl" Who doesn't love The Cramps?

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Happiness is a warm pun.

I would note that there is a butter flavoring added to Twinkies that might play a role in the development of Alzheimer's disease.
so no, I am not sad to see them go.
plus, they taste like ass.

if you want a snack cake, Tastykake is the brand to eat!

..sb

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Nasty, Brutish and Short